The Eleven Stages of a Fangirl Who Has Heard a Fall Out Boy Rumor
The Eleven Stages of a Fangirl Who Has Heard a Fall Out Boy Rumor
Stage One:
Ecstasy; some other seemingly-credible celebrity has tweeted that Fall Out Boy is making new music. You are thrilled.
Stage Two:
Denial; you remind yourself that this is most likely untrue, and tell yourself not to get your hopes up.
Stage Three:
Stray Dog that's Getting Sent to the Pound Tomorrow; you know you shouldn't be getting attached to the idea of Fall Out Boy coming off of hiatus, but, really, who can deny those faces?
Stage Four:
'It Is Law'; you have come to believe that this rumor is totally true. After all, why would another person lie about this?
Stage Five:
Impatience; you simply can't bear not knowing any longer.
Stage Six:
Anxiety; you start to become concerned that no one from Fall Out Boy has said anything about this, and therefore rush to Twitter.
Stage Seven:
Dreams Crushed; a band member/some other credible source reveals that they are not, in fact, making anything new together.
Stage Eight:
Ultimate Sadness; you are in complete and utter despair over this latest development. You are in dire need of ice cream, something you can dry your tears with, and a pillow that you can tape a picture of Pete's face to and hug.
Stage Nine:
Anger; you have the sudden and inexplicable urge channel your sadness into anger, and go after whoever the fuck planted the idea of Fall Out Boy not being on hiatus in your head.
Stage Ten:
Revenge; harass the offending semi-famous person until they repent for their unforgivable sins.